When your husband says he's 'on his way' but you know he's at the viewing centre

My husband call me 5pm yesterday. 'Iya Blessing, I dey come now now, just pack the food.'

8pm still nothing. I call am, the line busy. I call again, he pick and I hear 'GOOOOAAAALLLL!' in the background. Oluwa o! The man dey watch match for viewing centre since afternoon.

Wetin man go do? He come home 10pm smell like suya and Trophy beer. I just laugh. Marriage is knowing when your husband is lying and deciding that small lie no worth the fight. But the food don spoil o. He go chop garri tonight. 😤