My guy don suffer for this Man United matter

Woke up this morning, checked my phone, and my heart just dropped. Another match weekend and I don already know the kind shege wey dey come. My friend wey be Arsenal fan don dey send me voice notes since Friday , e dey laugh, e dey mock. I no even fit reply because I no get mouth.

But you know the thing wey pain me pass? The viewing centre fee don increase again. ₦3,000 for a match wey go end in tears. But I go still pay. I go still wear my United jersey wey I buy for Yaba market. I go still shout myself hoarse. Because loyalty no be something wey you switch on and off like generator.

Na wa o. This season don old me before my time. But I swear, the day wey we finally win something, the celebration go shake Lagos.