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The moment your phone battery hits 10% and you start bargaining with God

Ewo! I was at the market yesterday, trying to collect money from a customer wey don owe me since last month. My phone dey 8% battery. The woman dey yarn long story, I dey look my phone like my life depend on am.

Na so I start praying small small. "Oluwa, make this battery hold till I collect my money. If e die now, I go lose this customer forever." The phone hold. I collect my money. As the woman turn her back, my phone die.

This generation battery wahala don turn us all to prayer warriors for the most useless things. Shey you too don bargain with God over phone battery before? 😂

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