The moment your bf says 'I trust you' and your phone suddenly feels heavy 💀

Nothing prepares you for the panic when your man looks you in the eye and says "Babe, I trust you completely" and your phone is right there on the table with 47 unread messages, 3 DMs from guys you forgot to delete, and that one voice note your ex sent last week that you 'forgot' to erase.

Me: smiling and nodding while mentally calculating how to clear my chat history without him noticing. The way I started sweating like I just ran from CMS to Ajah in traffic.

Nigerian relationships are not for the weak. One wrong notification and your whole character is on trial. Who else has experienced this heart attack? 💀