My phone battery dey finish and NEPA take light, my generator don spoil, na only God

Wallahi, I just dey laugh. You know say when NEPA take light, you go check your phone, battery don dey 5%. You run go start generator, but generator don finish fuel. You run go buy fuel, but fuel price don high pass before. You come back, generator don start, but your phone battery don die finish. So you dey sit for darkness, dey use torch from your neighbour's phone wey still get small battery. Na wa o.

Yesterday, my friend call me say, 'Amina, your phone dey ring?' I say, 'No, na my generator wey dey make noise.' Na so we dey suffer. But we still dey laugh. Because if you no laugh, you go cry. Naija life no be by force, na by grace. Make we thank God for small things. Abi?

So tell me, who get generator wey never spoil for this country? No be by talking, na by seeing. My people, make we reason am.