The way Nigerian men carry phone for pocket go make u cry

I dey bus yesterday, from Kano to Sabon Gari. The conductor come collect fare. One man stand up, begin pat im body. Pat chest. Pat trouser. Pat back. Pat again. Everybody dey look am. The man face begin change. He turn pocket inside out. Nothing.

The conductor say, 'Oga, where your phone?' The man say, 'I swear, I put am for pocket.' We all dey watch. The driver even stop motor. Then the man open im bag, begin search. Inside bag, e get phone. But the phone no ring because battery don die since 2023. The man just carry am for show.

The conductor collect the phone, say, 'Oga, this one no even light.' The man reply, 'My charger dey house.' Wahala. The conductor don already write the man name for book. Everybody for bus just shake head. I tell you, Nigerian men and their pocket phone, na wa o.