Japa people who still dey post Lagos traffic from Canada are the worst

I said what I said. Nothing gets me hot like seeing someone in Canada post a video of Lagos traffic with caption like 'I don't miss this.' Like omo, you left. We get it. You won. But you are still obsessed with our traffic? That's not freedom, that's a parasocial relationship with Third Mainland Bridge.

Meanwhile I'm here in Lekki, paying N1,125 for petrol, making content for brands that want 'authentic Lagos energy' but won't pay in dollars. And my cousin in Toronto is watching a Lagos traffic live stream for nostalgia. Make it make sense.

Who is more annoying , the japa person who can't stop talking about Nigeria or the person in Nigeria who can't stop talking about japa?