The moment your Lagos landlord becomes your personal finance advisor

So my landlord just knocked on my door at 7am on a Saturday. Not to complain about noise or collect rent o. The man came to ask me why I'm still single at 26. He said and I quote, 'Temitope, you are wasting your beauty on Instagram. Who will inherit this house I'm building?'

I told him I'm focusing on my career. The man opened his phone and started showing me pictures of his son who works in Canada. Chai. The audacity to market your son to me like I'm a product on Jiji. I just smiled and said I'll think about it.

Now I'm hiding in my room wondering if I should start looking for a new apartment or just accept that Lagos landlords have officially added matchmaking to their job description. God when?