The day I realised my landlord has a PhD in creative excuses

See ehn, I live in Yaba and my landlord is something else. The man will give you excuse for generator fuel like he is writing a PhD thesis. Last week, generator don finish at 9pm. I call am, he say "the fuel attendant say the tanker no reach today." I say okay. Next day, same thing. I call am again, he say "my wife carry the key to the generator house go market." Bros, your wife carry key go market for 3 days?

But the one wey wound me pass na when I finally corner am for front of the house. I ask am direct, "Baba, wetin happen to generator?" The man look at me, adjust his agbada, and say "my son, the generator don develop mechanical issues wey the mechanic say e get spiritual dimension." Spiritual dimension. For a generator. In this economy where fuel is already a scam.

I just look at am, nod my head, and go buy fan. The generator don become church member, e get its own testimony now. Shey your landlord also dey give you spiritual excuses for basic amenities?