The way Nigerian men carry their girlfriend's bag for market

I was in Ariaria yesterday, and I saw something that made me stop and laugh for a good five minutes. A big burly man, muscles and everything, walking behind his babe with her pink handbag dangling from his wrist like a punishment. He was looking left and right like he was expecting someone from his village to catch him.

The funny thing is, the moment a fellow man walked past, he dropped the bag behind his back and pretended to check his phone. Then when the coast was clear, he picked it up again. My brother, if you are going to carry the bag, carry it with chest. No be crime to help your woman.

But the real question is, why do we Nigerian men act like carrying a bag will shrink our manhood? Meanwhile, we will carry a generator on our head for two kilometers without blinking. Make it make sense. I saw one guy yesterday with his babe's bag, and he had the bag strap on his forehead like a load of garri. E choke.