The way Lagos okada riders calculate fare like they have PhD in mathematics

I hail okada from Lekki Phase 1 to Jakande this morning. The guy tell me 2k. I say abeg that one na robbery. He then start calculating distance, traffic, fuel price, even my weight like he dey do equation. I just laugh and walk away.

Meanwhile the same journey last week was 1k. No be so? The way these men just wake up and assign new rates based on how your face look that morning is insane. If you look like you dey vex, they add 500. If you smile, they add 300 for 'enjoyment'.

I swear if okada riders apply this brain to JAMB, Nigeria would produce 100% A1 candidates every year.