The moment someone buys a new phone in this economy

My guy just bought a brand new iPhone 17 Pro Max. Na so he come dey walk like he be governor's son. The man dey carry the phone like he dey hold a baby. Everywhere he goes, he dey check the screen to see if people dey look at am.

But the funny thing is, the same man don already download security app, buy two different screen protectors, and order a case wey cost almost as much as the phone. He even dey use the phone with one hand and hold the box with the other hand like he dey show evidence for court.

I just dey laugh because in this economy where dollar don reach ₦1,360, buying a phone na whole life achievement. But the way he dey carry am, you would think he just bought a house in Banana Island. Bros, your phone is not a trophy. The only people wey go notice am na the thieves wey dey plan how to snatch am from your hand.