The way Lagos guys will promise you Dubai and deliver a bus ride to Ikorodu

I met this guy at a lounge in Lekki last month. He was talking about his business in Dubai, his apartment on the Palm, his Range Rover that's 'in the workshop'. Three weeks later he's asking me to send him 2k for fuel so he can come see me. The audacity is actually impressive.

I can't with this generation. You will hear 'baby, I want to take you to Dubai' and the next thing he's calculating how to split a ₦500 okada fare between the two of you. The maths is not matching.

At this point if a man says he's taking you anywhere, ask him for the flight ticket first. Let him show evidence. Shey you dey mad?