My friend just sent me her wedding budget breakdown and I need to sit down

Omo my girl just dropped her wedding budget in our group chat and I am not okay. She's planning a small Lagos wedding for 2027 and the numbers? The math is not mathing at all. She said the decor alone is ₦1.5m and I nearly choked on my zobo.

I asked her abeg shey you dey whine me? She said no cap, that's the cheapest quote she got. I looked at my own savings and started laughing. Me wey dey struggle to pay for data every week dey plan wedding? God when 💀

I swear the wedding industry in this country is a scam. How is rice and stew costing people millions? My grandmother married my grandfather with a sack of garri and she's still fine. Make I just elope abeg.