I caught my wife's pastor doing something I can't even type

My wife attends a small church in Ikeja. The pastor, Reverend Adeyemi, is a smooth talker. One day I came home early and found him in my sitting room with my wife. They said they were praying. But the way he adjusted his trouser when I walked in... I knew.

I checked my wife's phone later. Messages upon messages. 'God showed me you are my Esther,' he wrote. My wife is 45, a mother of three. This man is 31. I confronted him at the church office. He said, 'Brother Joe, the devil is attacking our ministry.' I told him the only devil here is the one in his zipper.

I didn't report him to the elders. I didn't even tell my wife I know everything. I just watch them now. The law says adultery is not a criminal offence in Nigeria, but the damage to a home is worse than any prison sentence. If you see your pastor with your wife, don't let 'man of God' confuse you. Check your evidence, protect your home, and know that even the altar has snakes.