NEPA take light, my generator carry last, and my wife don open my fridge for evidence

My brother, you know say as Chief Registrar I don see plenty evidence for court. But the most serious evidence wey man go ever face na wetin im wife find inside im own fridge for midnight during NEPA strike.

Light don take style leave us. My generator wey I don serve like king for 10 years just cough and die. So I dey sit for dark, dey reason life. My wife come out from bedroom, torchlight for hand, she no even greet me. She just open fridge, shine light inside, and say: “Joe, since when you dey hide suya for between the garri and the groundnut oil?”

I say make I explain say na for my colleague wey dey come tomorrow. She say: “Your colleague wey dey come tomorrow, im name na ‘mouth’ abi?” Ehn, na so my 26 years for law, all the cross-examination wey I don witness, all the evidence wey I don rule admissible, all of am no fit save me from one woman with torchlight and suspicion. Court don rise for my own house.