Airport fire and I still can't find my luggage. Naija logistics never fails

So the airport don burn and my first thought is not about the fire. My first thought is about the bag wey I lost there three years ago. The one with my laptop and my late father's watch. I still dey check the tracking app every Sunday like say na religion.

Lagos airport fire is just another Tuesday for us. The data suggests we have a special talent for turning minor incidents into full blown national dramas. Meanwhile the actual airport was already a disaster zone before the fire. You need to see how they handle boarding passes. The lady at the counter was using a pen to cross out names. A pen!

Anyway I hope nobody died. But I also know say before the week ends somebody go post video of the fire with a soundtrack. And we go all pretend say we no dey laugh. But we go laugh. Because that is how we survive this place.