My apprentice dey use calculator to count tomatoes, I nearly faint

See that your matter, my new apprentice for Mile 12, she fine girl but brain no too dey. I send am to count 50 baskets of tomatoes, she come back with calculator, dey press press like she dey solve JAMB question. I ask am, 'My child, na wetin you dey calculate?' She say, 'Mama, I dey multiply the tomatoes by the basket size.'

I just stand there, looking at her. 50 baskets. Each basket get like 200 tomatoes. She dey use calculator to add 200 fifty times. I say, 'My dear, na God when create calculator wey cause this wahala. Before calculator, we dey count with our eyes and head, and we never miss.'

She still dey press the calculator, e don reach 4pm, market don close. I just tell her, 'Oya carry your calculator go, but make sure you no count my profit with am o.' Chai! This generation, na so dem dey do things? Na only God know how dem go survive.