Zenith Bank data breach and my account don dey do shakara

So I just checked my Zenith Bank app and my money still dey, but the panic wey this data breach story cause for my group chat? Omo, everybody don turn cybersecurity expert overnight. My friend say she don remove all her money, another one dey print her transaction history like police evidence. 😭

Na only in Nigeria we go hear 'check your deposits' and still no get any official statement wey explain wetin happen. Just pure fear and confusion. Meanwhile I dey here calculating how much I go pay for this new crypto tax wey dem dey talk, and my head don scatter.

Abeg who don actually check their account? Make I know if I'm the only one wey still dey use mobile app like nothing happen. 💀