Why is every Lagos man suddenly a pilot? Abeg make it make sense.

I was on the BRT this morning and overheard two girls gisting about their situationships. One said her guy 'flies out' every weekend for 'work'. The other one said her own is a 'captain' but she has never seen a uniform. OMI! The way we are letting these men gaslight us into believing they are all aviators when the only thing flying is their lies.

Meanwhile I checked my data and saw a meme about Bashir Ahmed and Davido fighting over Tyla. That one na pure entertainment. But this pilot thing? It's giving scam. Abeg which airline dey hire all of una boyfriends?