See How My Saturday Match Routine Don Turn to Church Service

My guy, I swear this Lagos life don do me something. Every Saturday I go viewing centre to watch ball, and the things I see there go make you weep.

One man dey shout 'GOAL!' before the ball even reach the box. Another one dey argue with the TV when referee no give penalty. And the woman wey dey sell pure water, she don know every player by name. She go say 'Ah, that one na bench warmer.' I just dey laugh.

Na only in Nigeria wey we go watch match like we dey attend church. We dey shout, we dey cry, we dey pray. But the funny thing be say, when our team lose, we go still come back next week. Na wa o. Which kind love be this?