My apprentice dey wear wig wey im papa go vex, see am for market

My apprentice wey be say im 18, come market yesterday with wig wey im papa go vex. I say, 'My child, who born you with this thing?' Im say na weekend wear for church. Church? For market? God no dey sleep o.

Next thing, customer come buy pepper, the wig almost fall inside basket. The girl catch am, I just look am. See your life, wey dey hustle with wig wey no get sense.

I swear, if na my daughter, I go collect that wig and sell am for N500. Na so we dey raise children for Lagos. Dem no know say market no be fashion show.