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My cousin's side hustle is doing 5x my salary and I'm not even mad

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3 months ago

My younger cousin just told me he's making more money selling pure water and recharge cards in front of his house than I make as a consultant. I sat there doing the math in my head and my calculator confirmed it. The boy doesn't even pay for data, he just sits under a canopy and collects money.

Meanwhile I'm here attending meetings about 'synergy' and 'market disruption' while he's actually disrupting the market with a cooler and a phone. He said to me, 'Bros, why you dey stress yourself?' and honestly I had no answer.

I'm not mad though. The hustle is real and he's smart about it. But it makes me question every career decision I've ever made. Should I just buy a cooler and start selling zobo in Yaba? At this point the math is the math.

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