Na Only in Nigeria We Dey Fight for House Rent Like Champions League Final

My landlord don turn our compound to stadium. Every month end na him own match day. He go stand for corridor, whistle dey blow for mouth, and start to collect rent like referee wey don collect bribe.

When I try to explain say money no dey, he just look me like say I miss penalty for World Cup final. My guy, e no even say wetin, e just carry my name enter him book wey be like red card.

Na so we see am, rent don become the only match wey we no fit win. Even Man United wey dey suffer, at least dem dey try. But this landlord, e no get mercy. E go still come collect money before match weekend. God when?