Dangote Said Put Your Private Jet Money Into Naija, My Guy We Can't Even Afford Pure Water

I just saw the headline and I had to laugh. Dangote is telling people to put their $900m private jet money into production in Nigeria. Omi. $900m. At ₦1,360 that is over ₦1.2 trillion. My whole family tree combined since 1920 has not seen ₦1.2 trillion.

And the thing is, he is not wrong. Money should circulate here. But the math is not mathing for 99% of us. We dey here calculating transport fare to Lekki and back, and somebody is meant to move private jet money. Abeg free me.

Anyway, I still dey save small small for my documentary. Maybe one day my own ₦50k contribution will count. Shey na so e dey start?