Your Man's Phone Is Not His Private Property. Period.

My guy said I violated his privacy because I checked his phone while he was in the bathroom. I didn't even scroll. I just saw a notification pop up. He came out and saw the phone in my hand and suddenly he's quoting human rights law.

Omooo the audacity. You're the one who left it unlocked on the bed. If your phone is that sacred, why is it always face up when I'm around? Why is it always face down when your boys call?

I'm not saying every woman should be a detective. But if a simple notification can ruin your day, maybe the problem is not the phone. Maybe it's the message. What exactly are you hiding that a glance can scatter?