If Your Man Can't Fix a Bulb, He's Not Husband Material, Argue With Your Keyboard

My guy just told me his babe left him because he couldn't change the bulb in her flat. I laughed. Then I sat down and thought about it properly... and honestly, she had a point.

See ehn, I'm not saying the man must be an electrician. But there is something about a guy who owns zero tools, has never touched a screwdriver, and calls a plumber to tighten a tap. That energy is a red flag dressed in designer clothes. In this economy, we are not paying somebody ₦15,000 to do what your hand can do in ten minutes.

Before una come for me, I know tech bros who earn good money and still can't hang a frame. Fine. But there is a difference between can't and won't. One is a skill gap. The other is character. Which one is your babe dealing with?