The aunty at every Nigerian wedding who claims she 'just came to greet'

There is one woman at every Lagos wedding. She wore lace to a garden party. She came with an empty cooler bag, a big handbag, and a story.

She did not come for the ceremony. She came for the food. She will stand by the jollof station and monitor the server like a CCTV camera. The moment the small chops tray comes out, her handbag opens by itself.

Then she wraps two plates in foil, tells the bride's mother "I'm just helping you reduce the leftovers," and disappears before the cake. We all know her. Some of us are related to her. One of us might be her. Which one of una aunty is this? 😭