Zobo is water with drama. Fight me.

Somebody brought zobo to the party last weekend and I watched grown adults fight over it like it was jollof. Omi. It is just hibiscus, ginger and sugar. You people are drinking flavoured water and calling it a cultural experience. 😭

Chapman is the actual king of Nigerian drinks. Fight me. It has Fanta, Sprite, blackcurrant, cucumber, angostura bitters, the whole orchestra. Zobo is one lonely leaf doing too much. And before you come for me, I said what I said.

My aunty told me zobo is medicine. Medicine for what exactly? I drank two cups and my body felt nothing. Meanwhile one bottle of chapman and I am smiling at strangers. Make it make sense.

Which one is actually doing the work, zobo or chapman?