The okada man who collected my fare and still gave me relationship advice

I enter bike from Yaba to Oyingbo this morning. The fare na ₦700. I no even argue, I just climb. We reach halfway, this okada man turn his head and ask me, "Oga, you get girlfriend?"

Before I fit answer, he don start. "My own wife, she leave me last month. She say I no dey give her attention. But I dey carry passengers from 5am to 10pm, na attention she wan chop?" I just hold the rail tight. The man was swerving between danfo and potholes while giving me marriage seminar.

We reach my stop. I give am ₦1,000, he say no change. Then he look me dead in the eye and say, "Oga, if you get woman, buy her small thing sometimes. No be only data you dey send." My guy collected extra ₦300 from me and still gave me advice I didn't ask for. In this economy, even therapy dey come with transport fare. Who send me message?