Nigerians who say 'I don't do breakfast' are the biggest breakfast eaters, make it make sense

Every time someone tweets 'I no dey do breakfast' with chest, I just laugh. Because the same person is the one begging for a call back at 1am. The math is not mathing.

I've watched three friends this year swear they're too expensive to be played, then turn around and post sad quotes at 3am. One even changed her WhatsApp status to 'God when'. God when what exactly?

Being heartbroken is not a crime. Pretending you're above it while crying into your jollof is the real crime. Abeg, who else is a recovering 'I don't do breakfast' ambassador? 😭