If you no dey send your babe transport money, you no love her. Fight me.

Yesternight my friend Wale told me he stopped sending his babe transport fare cos she's "independent." Omi. I looked at him like he grew two heads.

Listen, sending your girl small money for uber when she's coming to see you is not slavery. It's basic. If she's spending her own ₦8,000 on bolt to come sit in your house and watch you play FIFA, something is not mathing.

And before una come for me, I'm not saying fund her entire life. I'm saying don't be the guy whose babe is trekking from Ikeja to Lekki in this heat while you're there forming "50/50 partnership." That's not partnership, that's stinginess with extra steps. So who's the stingy one in your relationship, you or your partner?