The Uber driver who became my therapist for 25 minutes and I didn't even book the ride

So I'm in this Uber from Lekki Phase 1 going to Ikate, and the driver just starts talking. Not small talk. Full TED talk about his life, his ex wife, his side hustle selling phone cases in Computer Village, and how he's saving to buy a Toyota Corolla because his dream car is a Corolla.

I'm just sitting there nodding because traffic is holding us at Admiralty Way and I can't jump out. He asks me if I'm married. I say no. He says 'good, don't rush.' Then he gives me advice about men that honestly was better than what my aunty told me at her wedding last month.

We reach my stop and I'm about to enter my compound and he says 'madam, remember what I told you.' I don't even remember his name but I remember everything he said. This city is full of unlicensed therapists and they are all driving Ubers. Abi na only me?