Nigerians Who Say Jollof Rice Is Better Than Fried Rice Are Lying To Themselves

I said what I said. Fried rice is the superior party food and the numbers back me up. At any Lagos owambe, watch what finishes first. It is never the jollof. Jollof is just rice that has been emotionally manipulated with tomato stew.

Let me break it down. Fried rice has vegetables, liver, prawns, actual texture. Jollof is one dimensional. You people only defend it because of nostalgia and because your grandmother made it on Sundays. Correlation is not causation. Sentiment is not flavour.

My guys will fight me on this but the data suggests fried rice wins every single time. So answer me this, if jollof is so great why does everybody pile fried rice on their plate first at the buffet? Ehn?