My Barber Charges Me ₦3k But Cuts My Hair Like He's Angry At My Head

Went to cut my hair this morning before opening shop. The barber welcome me like long lost brother, offer me seat, even ask if I want cold water. I'm thinking okay, this guy is professional.

Twenty minutes later I look in the mirror and this man has given me a haircut that makes my head look like two different people are sharing it. The left side is low, the right side is confused. I asked him what happened and he said, "Boss, your head shape is not straight." MY HEAD SHAPE?? I have been carrying this same head for 25 years, nobody ever complained.

He collected ₦3,000 and told me next time I should book appointment so he can "take his time." Take his time to do what exactly? Finish the demolition he started? I had to wear cap to my shop the whole day. One customer even asked if I was going through something at home. What is the funniest thing a barber or tailor has ever told you to cover their own mistake?