A woman must never marry a man with no car in Lagos, argue with your keyboard

My younger sister come tell me say she wan marry one boy wey no get car. I just look am. In this Lagos? With this heat? You wan dey enter bus with your fine gown and your makeup running down your face? Chai.

I no talk say the boy bad. But love no dey carry you from Agege to Victoria Island when the rain dey fall. Love no dey pay the okada man. My late husband had a rickety Volkswagen, but it was HIS. That is the point.

So tell me, if a man cannot even provide one small car, what else will he provide when the real trouble comes?