Anyone Who Says Jollof Rice Is Overrated Is Just Looking For Attention

Jollof rice is not just food, it's a whole personality test. And I'm tired of pretending otherwise. I saw a tweet yesterday where someone said jollof is 'just rice with tomato stew' and I had to put my phone down and pray for strength. That's like saying a Ferrari is just metal with wheels.

The thing is, if you don't get jollof, you don't get Nigeria. The smoky bottom pot, the party jollof that hits different because someone's auntie used firewood, the way it makes you forget you were supposed to be on a diet. It's not just a meal, it's a memory. My cousin in Akure still argues that his mum's jollof is better than any Lagos party jollof and honestly, I let him have that one because family peace is more important than being right.

So when people come online with 'jollof is overrated' takes, I know they're just looking for engagement. You can't be serious and say that with a straight face. The only thing overrated is the noise people make about not liking it. What's the worst jollof you've ever eaten? Be honest.