My aunty asked me to bring my boyfriend to the village for Christmas, I don't even have one

October is not even finished and my aunty has already started her campaign. She called me yesterday, 'Chi-Chi, this year you must bring him home for Christmas, we want to see him.' Bring who??

The worst part is my mother was in the background saying 'let her bring him, let us see.' So now it's a family project. I am not even in a relationship, I am in a situationship that I am not proud of.

I don't know if I should hire someone for the holidays or just travel to Dubai and post from there. Which lie is more sustainable?