My ex sent me a 6-minute voice note at 2am and I can't stop laughing

So I woke up this morning to a voice note from my ex. 6 minutes and 42 seconds. I checked the time, 2:14am. The man was crying and talking about how he's been thinking about me since June. JUNE?? It's October.

The thing is, I listened to the whole thing. Twice. Not because I miss him but because I wanted to see if he would say something that makes sense. He didn't. He mentioned his new babe twice and still had the audacity to say I'm the one he sees in his future. Make it make sense.

My friend said I should block him but honestly? This is content. Pure entertainment. I'm keeping him unblocked just to see what he sends next. Abi is that toxic?